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Head Canon: Lifeguard (1976)
For Jacob's first edition in his new column, Head Canon, he explores Sam Elliott's late stage coming of age minor masterpiece, LIFEGUARD.
Jacob Knight
3 days ago7 min read
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It's Not Just Horror: Stephen King's Haunted Hamlets
Marten takes us on a guided tour though Stephen King's favorite towns, connecting his fiction to our nostalgic reality.
Marten Carlson
Jan 27, 20235 min read
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Hell Is For Heroes: Jean-Claude Van Damme in JCVD
Brandon looks back on that time Van Damme was allowed to truly express his own artistic pain (while still kicking a bunch of ass).
Brandon Streussnig
Dec 14, 20229 min read
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Super Anti-Hero: Accident Man II
Brandon explains how the small scale Scott Adkins superhero sequel delivers the brutal fisticuffs 2022 desperately needed.
Brandon Streussnig
Nov 3, 20226 min read
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Dirtbag Nihilism and Crime Scene Donuts: Christian Gudegast's DEN OF THIEVES
Brandon interrogates Big Nick and finds him to be even scummier than we originally thought.
Brandon Streussnig
Oct 4, 20227 min read
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Stallone In Chains: Lock Up (1989)
Brandon on the softer side of Stallone.
Brandon Streussnig
Sep 9, 20227 min read
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Crisis Actor: Rebecca Hall and RESURRECTION
Why Brandon thinks Rebecca Hall is the best working performer in horror (and cinema in general) these days.
Brandon Streussnig
Aug 1, 20227 min read
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The Act of Seeing: Nicolas Winding Refn's ONLY GOD FORGIVES
Brandon's back, talking about the sinful, seductive pleasures of Nicolas Winding Refn's gruesome, reviled follow up to DRIVE.
Brandon Streussnig
Jul 1, 20226 min read
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Ex-sentials: The Hired Hand (1971)
The final installment in this first volume of Ex-sentials, Jacob chronicles the languid beauty of Peter Fonda's stellar acid Western.
Jacob Knight
Jun 17, 20228 min read
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Ex-sentials: Rome, Armed to the Teeth (1976)
The third installment in this mini-series of exploitation essentials zeroes in on Umberto Lenzi's Italocrime masterwork of fascist violence.
Jacob Knight
Jun 15, 20228 min read
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Ex-sentials: Gator (1976)
The first volume of Ex-sentials continues with Burt Reynolds' directorial debut: the granddaddy of bloated action spectacle, GATOR.
Jacob Knight
Jun 14, 20228 min read
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Ex-sentials: I Spit On Your Grave (1978)
Jacob launches a new mini-series covering the trash cinema classics every sleaze aficionado cannot miss.
Jacob Knight
Jun 13, 20228 min read
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His Own Worst Nemesis: The Films of Albert Pyun
Brandon smashes some brains with this love letter to the lo-fi genre madman.
Brandon Streussnig
May 20, 20228 min read
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Dial Up The Future: Jason X (2001)
Brett Gallman recalls how Jason X signaled the rise of Internet access to the latest body count shenanigans of our favorite masked maniacs.
Brett Gallman
May 13, 202210 min read
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Let Blockbusters Be Disreputable Again
In which Jacob ponders the question: has our mainstream entertainment become to safe to be, well, entertaining?
Jacob Knight
Apr 11, 20227 min read
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Slow West: The Creeping Outsider Terror of Ti West
Jacob goes long on the career of modern horror's most excitingly idiosyncratic auteur.
Jacob Knight
Mar 25, 202213 min read
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Long Live Goddamn Fucked Up Horror Pictures
Brett's back at SH and sounding the alarm for folks to just embrace horror movies being out of their fucking minds again.
Brett Gallman
Mar 24, 202210 min read
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Wrapped In Plastic: JCVD's Street Fighter
Brandon's back and telling you why you should embrace the goofy sincerity of notorious video game action epic, STREET FIGHTER.
Brandon Streussnig
Feb 11, 20226 min read
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Mondo Stuntmen: The Death Defying Maniacs of Jackass
Anya Stanley returns to Secret Handshake and digs into why Death is a omnipresent player in the JACKASS universe.
Anya Stanley
Feb 4, 20226 min read
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A Gunshot Behind the Woodshed: Lee Marvin's Dog Day
Brandon reveals how a minor late period work tells us all we need to know about Lee Marvin's legacy as a grizzled action star.
Brandon Streussnig
Jan 24, 20226 min read
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